A little toilet humor

At work today someone stank out the toilet making it unsafe to use for at least an hour!

Unpleasant? Well yeah but it got me thinkin.

I started to wonder which of the characters in Lost would I least like to use the toilet after.

The obvious one was Hurley, but I bet Juliet can drop a real stinker too!!

What do you guys reckon?

Considering their diets, Jin and Sun might be kind of difficult to follow.

Dunno, always thought of Sun as a slightly floral scent.
Good shout with Jin though.

With all the sea urchins and whatnot, I'm sure nothing's smelling too floral there. And really, depending what Dharma's putting in that food to keep it so well preserved, I don't think anybody's smelling too good.

The one I'd like to use the toilet after the most, though, would be Paulo. Doesn't leave a smell at all, and you might just get a bit richer.

I think in these situations its always gonna be somebody you would least expect...

It like in a situation, for example 10 people in a lift, somebody drops and stinker and everybody immediately looks at the fat guy with an accusing glance...

when in actual fact its probably the cute little blonde who is smiling in the corner who is the actual culprit...

This being said I would be very dubious about following Claire into the toilet shack!

I'd like to use the toilet after Rose because the seat would be nice and warm.

Yeah, I can see Claire sitting there in the cabin, trying to pretend Dad just cut that one.

Sawyer might be the worst, just because of the time he'd take in there, reading chapter after chapter...

Shannon could be so unpleasant. I bet she even crapped like a bitch.

I bet Shannon was anally retentive, just to spite Boone:

"I said I'd crap on the rescue boat!"

This is sick! I will not lower myself as the rest of you have and even dignify this with a response!




Kate...all pretty on the outside, all uuuuuuugly on the inside.

Or a polar bear

The Smoke Monster.

It craps dead people.

eerrggh this is not the sort of thing i want to read when i just wipe the sleep out of my eyes lol,

I would have to say charlie, (has anybody ever seen trainspotting)

I have an image of Locke squatting over a hole in the gorund that he has lovingly dug and sculpted to just the right size and depth, with a big leaf in hand ready to wipe, turning his nose up at the smell but being a man and dealing with it

I think we are now officially scraping the bottom of the proverbial barrel...

speaking of scraping bottoms, I wonder if Ben leaves little bunny pellets? (or would that be bunny-killer pellets)

boo, hiss...that one really stank.

Speaking of stank, I wonder if Micheal's pooh McNuggets hate him as much as everybody else does...

Sorry, I took the ball and ran with it.

Speaking of something that ran, ya gotta be hating that high-fiber island diet when the boars begin running out.

Speaking of running out, I better leave now.

Speaking of leaves, I'm gonna grab some and hit the can.

Please, somebody stop me!

Sunburned Penguin

Rousseau.
Who knows what the hell she dines on.

*shudders*

I'm betting Arzt's bowels could be somewhat explosive.

Boom boom!

That adds a whole new dimension to the phrase 'some Arzt on you'!

ok i work with a lot of older women, i am the youngest here by at least 15 years. Older women, once they are comfortable with one another, do nothing but talk about poop/poop problems.

I AM SURROUNDED BY POOP TALK! even here....

ohhhh but since its an everyday topic I'll just go ahead and say Eko. Thats a big man... must have big..... well you know...poop.

Its true Puchita, I think it happens when you hit 30 - suddenly your inner workings are a lot more interesting

Tom / Mr. Friendly. Logic? Not sure, he just strikes me that way. Well, that and he admittedly dines on extravigant crap when he visits the real world. That's one crazy quantum-flux-dump when he gets back to the island.

lol MSHL