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Eko: "I see you are already on crutches. Well John, if you don't push dat button I will be forced to finish the job chop off your legs."

I love this game!!

Eko: John, good to see you, could you hold my axe for a second, I need to use the bathroom ?

Locke: Oh absolutely, no problem.

"On second thought John, I think I'll be keeping my parking spot next to the door"

Eko: John, my brother told me a man with crutches needs an axe to the head. Have you seen the man I am talking about?"

Locke: "Hmm. . . Man with crutches, you say. . .? Nope. Haven't seen him."

Locke was beginning to regret saying the word "Candyman" 5 times into the Swan's bathroom mirror!

GaryOC wrote:Locke was beginning to regret saying the word "Candyman" 5 times into the Swan's bathroom mirror!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
THAT'S FANTASTIC!!!

MollyCocktail wrote:

"I got the axe you asked for, John, but what do you need it for."

"I need you to chop some trees. We're building a ramp, Eko. Obviously this hatch doesn't comply with ADA regulations on handicapped access."

Eko is saying,

'For chrissakes John! Every time I go out to chop some wood, you bring up the damn leg incident yet again!
Whining like a goddam beeyatch!! Whine whine whine!
What the hell were you doin huggin the stupid tree for in the first place?'

Locke: Whats the axe for?

EKO: I dont know.

HaHa liked that Lojozz.

'Hey John. Ever seen that film The Shining?'

Mr Eko: John, has anyone ever told you how wonderful you look when you smile John.

Locke: No, I can't say they have.

Mr Eko: I didn't think so .

"We're off to see the wizard"

Mr Eko: How would you feel John, if I hit you in the face with this?

John: Mmmm. I dont know Mr Eko. How would the island feel?

Jack said you were looking for a razor. Here you go, this is all we got!

Eko: "Can I axe you a question, John?"

Locke: "Funny as a crutch, Preacher Man."

Lojozz wrote:Locke: Whats the axe for?

EKO: I dont know.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SomeArztOnYou wrote:

Eko: "Can I axe you a question, John?"

Locke: "Funny as a crutch, Preacher Man."

You know, I was totally going to say that one, but it's very racist.

It's saved by the crutch line, though. There's a balance. That's the beauty of it. It's like the whole balance on the show - the black/white, yin/yang, good/evil, Michael/everyone else equilibriums that exist on the Island.

Wait, that visual aid kinda looks racist, too. I just can't win.

Locke: "I got nuthin'...you?"

Eko: "I have an axe...and man-boobs."

Locke: "Sweet"

Eko: You see Locke, I have an open ripped shirt and an axe...whereas you have crutches. Now who's the man??
Locke: Yes Eko, you da man.