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Post by Lateralus Thu May 29, 2008 3:29 am

On an Island Lost
I find mangos and Others
Rain falls when Locke says


Dharma rations gone
stains on a large beefy tee
Hugo, absconded


Razz
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Post by AngeloComet Thu May 29, 2008 10:31 am

For those wishing to participate in this haiku business, allow your resident Literary Comet to explain the structure.

Line1: 5 syllables
Line2: 7 syllables
Line3: 5 syllables

A rhyme scheme is optional and, generally, not the done thing.

e.g.

AngeloComet,
Is a literary God,
I know you agree.
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Post by SunburnedPenguin Thu May 29, 2008 10:57 am

I love Haiku Smile

Hugo the hero
chubby and loveable true
but damn that B.O.
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Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost Thu May 29, 2008 11:06 am

Oh Gods! Not haiku's...I suck at these.

Can't we go back to limmericks? Pleeeeeeeeeze

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Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost Thu May 29, 2008 11:08 am

Oceanic's flight
Crashed in the haunted jungle.
Where the hell are we?
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Post by AngeloComet Thu May 29, 2008 11:47 am

You're right, MSHL. You do suck at these.

Laughing
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Post by StitchExp626 Thu May 29, 2008 12:08 pm

One bright shining light
Helicopter soars overhead
All is not so good!
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Post by SomeArztOnYou Thu May 29, 2008 12:28 pm

Have to save Aaron
Strange vision of him floating
Claire thinks I'm crazy
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Post by Lateralus Thu May 29, 2008 4:32 pm

Charlotte and Daniel,
Whats up with that shite yeez all
Are they hookin' up?
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Post by MollyCocktail Thu May 29, 2008 9:29 pm

DHARMA makes the best
Imitation ranch dressing
That you ever ate

~FIN!~
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Post by nino_1 Thu May 29, 2008 9:50 pm

locke is bald
desmond is hairy and got beard too
they booth blew the hatch

¨not good¨
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Post by katesawjack Fri May 30, 2008 11:21 pm

When Locke Got on Flight.
Was not a wheelchair in sight.
So he just walked despite.
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Post by Hope Sat May 31, 2008 12:25 am

Make up your mind Kate
You can't have jack and sawyer
I will take sawyer
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Post by SomeArztOnYou Sat May 31, 2008 5:18 am

Eyes bulging madly
He's never fully truthful
Always has a plan
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Post by MollyCocktail Sat May 31, 2008 5:54 am

Smokey attacks him
He is calm during the storm
John Locke is a god

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Post by MollyCocktail Sat May 31, 2008 6:01 am

The Swan was his home
Pushing 'execute' button
Desmond David Hume.

Des

Natural leader
Don't tell him what he can't do
His name is John Locke.
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