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Non-Sequitur War!
by SomeArztOnYou Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:27 pm
I've really enjoyed all the muffins and the fine tapestries. Perhaps you should sell some of those thumbtacks.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by Caged_Faraday Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:26 pm
I'm not exactly sure how a "non-sequitor war" works, but here's one actually said by a co-worker, some 15 years ago:
And speaking of drinks, I don't get paid enough to jump up and down in this dumpster.
For the record, I don't even think anyone mentioned drinks... so it was a sort of double-non-sequitor.
And speaking of drinks, I don't get paid enough to jump up and down in this dumpster.
For the record, I don't even think anyone mentioned drinks... so it was a sort of double-non-sequitor.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by SunburnedPenguin Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:40 am
I have no idea what a non-sequitor is, but I do enjoy the odd spot of gardening.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by SomeArztOnYou Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:39 pm
It's especially nice that you brought extra sandwiches.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by StitchExp626 Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:49 pm
Nitrogen is not found in Antartica because it is not found in a free state
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by SomeArztOnYou Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:20 pm
Catgut is not made from the intestines of cats - usually sheep or goat - occasionally horse.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by CosmicJewels Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:38 pm
Non Sequitur
The phrase "non sequitur" is latin for "it does not follow." If an inference is made that does not logically follow from the premises of the preceding argument, then the inference is a non sequitur.
Though the term "non sequitur" can be used broadly as an informal fallacy to describe any unwarranted conclusion, it is most often used when a statement openly contradicts itself and makes no sense.
Here are some examples of some obvious non sequiturs. The first example gives two premises and a conclusion which does not follow. The second example gives two statements found in the same argument which contradict each other:
1. All cows graze in fields
2. All cows see the moon at night
C. All cows can jump over the moon
1. The solution to this dilemma is obvious
2. Only experts have sufficient knowledge to assess the solution to this dilemma
Though the term "non sequitur" can be used broadly as an informal fallacy to describe any unwarranted conclusion, it is most often used when a statement openly contradicts itself and makes no sense.
Here are some examples of some obvious non sequiturs. The first example gives two premises and a conclusion which does not follow. The second example gives two statements found in the same argument which contradict each other:
1. All cows graze in fields
2. All cows see the moon at night
C. All cows can jump over the moon
1. The solution to this dilemma is obvious
2. Only experts have sufficient knowledge to assess the solution to this dilemma
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by SomeArztOnYou Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:16 pm
That rug really tied the room together, didn't it?
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by Lateralus Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:42 pm
Damn you SAOY, why Ginger Spice WHHHHhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!.... *sob* *sob* *sob* 
But without all this bran in my raisins, i would have sold that paddle-boat by next October.
But without all this bran in my raisins, i would have sold that paddle-boat by next October.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by SunburnedPenguin Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:06 pm
Paddle boat you say??? I was shopping the other day and frozen peas are down in price!
(Have I got it yet?)
(Have I got it yet?)
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by Lateralus Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:40 pm
AAwwww peas!?!?! But I was going into Tashi Station to pick up some power converters!
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by Caged_Faraday Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:52 pm
Power converters?!? But you look so lovely in the green dress.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by SunburnedPenguin Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:55 pm
Green hats look better on sheep than on hamsters, but that depends if you like curry or not.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by Lateralus Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:00 pm
My hampster will only eat Uncle Bens Tikka Masala, but of then again we have our own goats.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by SomeArztOnYou Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:17 pm
Oh, if you're gonna bring up goats, may I remind you that the white zone is for loading and unloading only, unless you thought to bring a board game along, in which case, I'll have the halibut.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by MollyCocktail Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:28 pm
I never did care much for halibut however my car needs an oil change.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by Caged_Faraday Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:34 pm
Synthetic oil, thank you; my cat hates to get wet.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by SunburnedPenguin Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:35 pm
Soggy moggies may stink, but my finger nails are getting out of shape.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by MollyCocktail Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:41 pm
Shape-shifters scare me, but paper clips are expensive.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by TheHolyStickman Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:27 pm
Paper Clips you say? Now that you mention it question 67 is a bit hard.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by SunburnedPenguin Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:02 pm
67 is easy, but nothings as meloncholy as ripe bananas
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by Lateralus Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:06 pm
yes, we have no bananas, but that's never stopped a Frenchman.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
by MyStarbuckHatesLost Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:12 pm
Now for a southern saying:
You can dress up that pig all you want but a flying cheese grater makes my butt chafe.
You can dress up that pig all you want but a flying cheese grater makes my butt chafe.
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