Non-Sequitur War!
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
I did, but I will be disappointed, which is why I've hired a clown for my next catered event.
SomeArztOnYou- On Jacobs List
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Name: Otto Hanren
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
I would hire a Clown for our anniversary, but I can't decide how I feel about off-shore drilling.
blonde- Others
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Name: Tallulah-Raye
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Don't get me started on off-shore drilling, the rubik's cube doesn't feel well either.
TheHolyStickman- The Chosen Ones
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Name: Roger Gilmour
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
HSM, I know you are a cubist, so why don't you eat a more well-rounded breakfast?
blonde- Others
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Name: Tallulah-Raye
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
The breakfast of champions once before ignited an nation of newts
Lateralus- On Jacobs List
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Name: Lateralus Finn
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
blonde wrote:HSM, I know you are a cubist, so why don't you eat a more well-rounded breakfast?
What are you saying about my diet. I'll have you know I have a very bouncy bed.
TheHolyStickman- The Chosen Ones
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Name: Roger Gilmour
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
If you want to jump on the bed then I apologize for overcooking your steak.
blonde- Others
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Age : 49
Location : Dallas
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Registration date : 2008-05-13
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Name: Tallulah-Raye
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
The steak was just fine it was the camera size that got me.
TheHolyStickman- The Chosen Ones
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Age : 28
Location : Norfolk England
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Name: Roger Gilmour
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
My camera has a zoom lens which effects the tides on Earth
StitchExp626- Moderator
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Location : Melbourne Australia
Registration date : 2008-05-14
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Name: Steve
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
The tides go through a full cycle every 12 hours, which leads me to believe I left my pants in Mexico.
SomeArztOnYou- On Jacobs List
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Name: Otto Hanren
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
There are many lost pants in Mexico, I once saw an elephant giving birth.
SunburnedPenguin- Admin
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Name: Kudos Manilla
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Elephants have to drop pretty far when they're born, so I'm definitely going to have some more coffee.
SomeArztOnYou- On Jacobs List
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Name: Otto Hanren
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
I am having my first cup of coffee this morning, and 200 million people live in China on less than a $1 a day.
katesawjack- On Jacobs List
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Name: Miranda Eowyn
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Really? Thats a worrying fact, which is why I'm taking the day off yesterday.
TheHolyStickman- The Chosen Ones
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Name: Roger Gilmour
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks like the Olympics are going well
StitchExp626- Moderator
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Name: Steve
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Well ? I think that it is a very deep hole. Now we have gotten ourselves into it, so how do we get out ?
Speaking of wells....
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
Speaking of wells....
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
katesawjack- On Jacobs List
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Name: Miranda Eowyn
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
there is always an old saying for everything which is why the Big Mac has pickles
StitchExp626- Moderator
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Name: Steve
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Pickles can refer to anything that is pickled - not just cucumbers, which brings me to believe there may be intelligent life many miles below the surface of Mars.
SomeArztOnYou- On Jacobs List
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Name: Otto Hanren
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Surley not if it was below the surface of Mars then why are my jeans undone.
TheHolyStickman- The Chosen Ones
- Number of posts : 1115
Age : 28
Location : Norfolk England
Humor : Witty
Registration date : 2008-05-18
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Name: Roger Gilmour
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Levis are OK, but I prefer to grocery shop on Sundays.
Caged_Faraday- Moderator
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Name: Cagey
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Sundays and Mondays are ok for some, but chocolate sauce with sprinkles makes for great hair
StitchExp626- Moderator
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Location : Melbourne Australia
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Name: Steve
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Great hair is a myth, Laundry on Wednesdays is OK though.
TheHolyStickman- The Chosen Ones
- Number of posts : 1115
Age : 28
Location : Norfolk England
Humor : Witty
Registration date : 2008-05-18
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Name: Roger Gilmour
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
The earliest claimed usage of okay is a 1790 court record which I played all night long on my record player.
vincentthedog- On Jacobs List
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Name: Vlad Táltos
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Before records, they appeared as cotton towels to the children.
Lateralus- On Jacobs List
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Location : Little Rock, AR
Humor : "I hate you Milkman Dan"
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Name: Lateralus Finn
Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Towels are good for drying some things, but rubber bands, in large quantities, can lead to indigestion.
SomeArztOnYou- On Jacobs List
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Name: Otto Hanren
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