Non-Sequitur War!

Lingual had to leave early so we said a quick goodbye Lingual which tends to cause massive discharges of elergy when the atom is split

Last time I split an atom I ate a sour pickle and it made me recite poetry. (that was 3...raising the bar)

Poetry tastes nice with a low fat margarine because a new broom does sweep clean

When I sweep up dirt I always pray because Carrot cake always seems dry

Eating Carrot Cake is nice,and crickets make that noise by rubbing their hind legs together,and that, is why blonde is the queen of non-sequitors.

Being the queen is a huge burden because snow is white and I am getting tired of watching reruns.

reruns make expensive stockings look like a leap of faith that requires a stong alchoholic beverage like downunder vodka

Downunder vodka is the drink of kings but I must remind you not to feed the Stickmen.

Stickmen like a house made of cards are the reason why I feel like a stiff drink

I too am quite thirsty so why don't westop off at Poland and buy a few rolls of wallpaper.

wallpaper on my walls makes the Louvre one of the finest art galleries in the world

I don't know much about art galleries, so you'd better run for your life!

Art Galleries make my hair change to red. I think its because I never saw the pyramids yet.....but I will be over this cold soon.

life magazine always has the man of the year and colds are not much fun that is why I like to have a tan in summer

Colds are something Polar Bears don't get,and Tanning hides is not something I would want to do, but shopping for new clothes is always fun.

This isn't very fun at all, but Jacob disagree's with global warming.

warming my heart is the result of a butterfly flapping its wings in the south of France

Contrary to common belief the South of France is not in Germany and while we are on the subject yes you do need a new phone.

I will purchase a phone tonight because I'll be playing ping pong at the YMCA anyway, so I should be able to get some sleep assuming I remember to take my viatmins.

Ah, this is a day of coincidence because I too was going to suggest taking your vitamins in this game where we throw crickets into the garbage disposal units so that we can have mushrooms at the annual benefit for kittens with OCD. (really, i was going to use the term "take your vitamins", weird).

OCD, don't get me started on that or I'll have rewatch season three of Seinfeld.

Seinfeld the show where nothing is better than a sleep in on Sundays after clubbing all Saturday night

Last Saturday I sold my soul to the devil which I regret because the price of oil keeps increasing in the suburbs every other Friday at noon.

Suburban hedgerows carve out the landscape amongst certain distopian reformers.

The Reformation of the Catholic Church, put into motion by Martin Luther back in 1517 is said to have ended with the Peace of Westphalia in 1648 (which was a leap year), evident by the large amount of flapjacks I've consumed today.